Showing posts with label Mermaids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mermaids. Show all posts

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Just one word: Plastics

Grapes:  The Natural
Snack
Anyone who knows me even a little bit will know that I have a certain fondness for mermaids, but what he or she might not understand is that this interest goes far beyond seashell bikini tops and "mermaid hair."  As denizens of the briny deep, mermaids are concerned about protecting our world's waters.  Shifting the conversation into reality, many of the human women who embrace mermaid culture also espouse causes such as conservation, recycling, et cetera.

Bottled Water, aka
The Scourge of Carpathia
Everything is connected.  Our actions on land have a profound impact upon the health of the water.  The waste that we generate pollutes the life-giving essence, the bloodstream if you will, of the world - and if we do not make some serious changes, I don't know what the quality of life will be like for future generations.

Of course, this conversation could go in dozens, hundreds, thousands or more different directions.  Should developing nations be allowed to generate the pollution that those of us in the West did during the Industrial Revolution?  Is global warming a natural occurrence, or is it a man-made phenomenon?  Does love for the Earth, for nature, equate to worshiping a false idol, to misdirecting the love that should be devoted solely to God?  If we set aside resources for the protection of animals, how will humans make a living and contribute to the economy?  These are just four questions, and while I have firmly held beliefs on them, I couldn't possibly have the answers to the countless others.

Soda Pop
What I do know is this:  the engine of American commerce is made - at least in large part - from plastic.  Throughout this post are some photos that I took while grocery shopping at a Super Target on the afternoon of October 11, 2013.  My intent is not to besmirch the character of Super Target or of the many fine product manufacturers whose goods are shown in the photos.  We are not farmers, ranchers, vintners, soapmakers, et cetera.  We all need to eat and to keep ourselves clean, and this is how we do it - by buying products that come in plastic packaging.  As you can see (as you already knew), even the produce - the fruit of the Earth - is wrapped in plastic!

Yogurt
One of my best friends recently took a second job in a water-bottling plant.  He is a highly educated husband, father, and respected member of his community.  I respect him for all that he continues to achieve and for the sacrifices that he is willing to make in order to provide for his family; nevertheless, when I read of his new job, my first thoughts were not exactly complimentary.  Please note that I mention it here as a statement of fact, not as some pathetic passive-aggressive attempt to comment on my friend's job.  It is the industry with which I take issue, not finally with him.  In fact, I used to purchase bottled water myself, and long after *I* stopped (having been influenced by the aforementioned mermaids), my mother continued to do so.  I am proud to say that she has not purchased any for probably two years now, opting instead to fill and refrigerate a (plastic) milk carton with filtered water.  It is a "win" in my eyes.
Cottage Cheese and
Other Dairy Products

Yogurt used to be one of my favorite foods, but because of my concerns regarding its packaging, I have neither purchased nor correspondingly eaten any for at least two years.  This means that I have no idea what all of the fuss is over that new Greek yogurt all of the kids are talking about these days.  I feel like a parent in the 1950's who does not understand rock and roll or a person today who does not know what a hashtag is.  #YogurtCulturallyIlliterate 

If I have "cottage cheese thighs," it is not from eating cottage cheese, yet another dietary victim to my concerns over the packaging.  It seems quite unfair to me that foods that are generally considered to be "good for me (and you)" are in harmful packaging, whereas the "food" served at many fast-food restaurants comes with easily recyclable wrappers.  Fast food is also considerably cheaper than healthy food.  While this is certainly not a revelation, it is an indignity, and it is leading to people - including myself - being simultaneously both improperly nourished and overweight.

Various Laundry Aids
I could always go the "save the container" route and rival my late grandmother's Cool Whip tub collection, but that seems irresponsible to me, as though I would somehow be making rationales for poor decisions.  It occurred to me last year to see if a local grade school would want some containers to sprout bean seeds for science class, but my guess is that I can go through enough yogurt cups to supply them for several school years.

It's not just food that comes in plastic packaging, of course.  We all like to have clean, fresh-smelling clothes, but washing them in the river or hanging them among the pines are simply not options for most of us.  Detergent, fabric softener, boosting agents, antiperspirants, and the like often come in plastic packages.  People make judgments based upon appearances and smells, and this is one facet of society with which I am overjoyed to conform, at least insofar as it applies to myself.

While the problems of one man don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, I am one of over seven billion people, and we are taking a toll on our planet, and it can be invisible to us in many ways.  As far as when more people become aware of the problem, who can say?  Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon - and for the rest of our lives, this is probably just going to get worse and worse.  If you don't believe me, take a look at this picture of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which is now estimated to be approximately the size of the great state of Texas.

One Small Section of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Image obtained from http://www.greenpeace.org/... and shared without permission
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So, therein lies the problem, and I don't know what the solution is.  There are only so many foods I am going to be able to remove from my diet.  My friend needs to provide a comfortable lifestyle for his family.  We are not going to go to a society where laundering becomes a luxury instead of a necessity.  It is so easy to identify problems, but when it comes to providing solutions, that is another story altogether.

What do you do to conserve resources?  Have you removed foods from your diet or otherwise made adjustments to your lifestyle to accommodate your concerns for the environment?  Do you have any suggestions for me as to how I can become a conscientious consumer while at the same time enjoying simple foods such as yogurt and cottage cheese?

Please share your comments below.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

A Day of Questionable Productivity

Little Mermaid Ariel 02
One of the Google Image results for the term "Insomnia"
Photographer:  ~insomnia-stock (Marianna) on deviantART
http://insomnia-stock.deviantart.com/....
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I had a networking meeting scheduled for Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM.  Based upon the distance, as well as the unknowns of weather and traffic, I wanted to get up at 6:30 AM, so that I would be able to arrive early without having to rush through my prep time.  My goal was to go to bed at 10:30 PM.

As the saying goes,
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley.
My good friends, Agents Rossi and Hotchner of Criminal Minds fame, convinced me to stay up until midnight, and then I was WIDE awake at 3:00 AM.  After tossing and turning for more than thirty minutes, I decided to get up and watch the overnight news on one of the original networks for a laugh, if for nothing else.  Having caught a broadcast recently, I was thoroughly unimpressed with the anchors' demeanor, questioning whether they were delivering news or stand-up comedy.

It's 5:00 Somewhere Neon Sign
http://www.menards.com/....
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To my delight, I was able to watch the inaugural mass of Pope Francis I.  Just as one does not simply walk into Mordor, nor does one - at least not this one - simply turn off such an important event.  Before I knew it, 5:00 AM had arrived.

Round two:  let's try this again.  After ninety minutes, and then two hours, I woke up at 7:00 AM and had plenty of time to get ready and arrive at the networking meeting at 8:30; however, being there and "being there" were two entirely different things.  Although I was not as engaged as usual, I was able to meet some nice people and take some good notes from the guest speakers.

The afternoon and evening have been a complete waste though, and I hope to get some rejuvenative sleep tonight and have something more substantive to share on Wednesday.

This has happened to all of us.  If you would like to tell me about one of your experiences, please feel free to share it in the comments below.

PS:  Yesterday's blog entry had a Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level of 12.6  Even with the Robert Burns quote, this one comes in at 8.5.  Sorry about that.  I am clearly very tired tonight!

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms.

"A Mermaid," by John William WaterhouseOil on Canvas, 1901
http://www.jwwaterhouse.com/....
Public Domain
Anyone who gets to know me for even a very short while will know that I have two big interests - mermaids and burlesque.  Some people don't fully understand either one of those, and it is not my goal today to explain or defend my pastimes, except to say that there is much more to me than any one facet might suggest.

For example, two of my other passions are wineries and stage theater, and my home state of Minnesota affords me a wealth of outlets in both cases.

In all of my pursuits, the key word is "community," as I try to be as involved  and encouraging as possible.  It is often the case that I will develop an online relationship with a person or a business long before meeting or patronizing them, and when the propitious moment finally arrives, they recognize me before I introduce myself.  That is always a heartwarming moment for me, as it is universally the case that people will express appreciation for my support.

Burlesque (2010)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126591/
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There is a fine line between enthusiasm and obsession though, and I do my level best to be on guard for signs of that within my own behavior.  When I recognize it in others, it makes me bristle and causes me a great level of personal discomfort.  I have two examples of this, one personal and one professional.

Long before creating my Facebook profile, I was well aware of one of my former classmates and his daily stream-of-consciousness posts, and how he allegedly put everyone into hysterics.  It was specifically because of him that I waited until October 5, 2010 to open a Facebook account, and soon after that, I began to see his daily posts on a mutual friend's wall.  Note well that "Michelle," as I call her (not her actual name), is a married woman, and that the "gentleman" in question is single.
My favorite drink is "Michelle-o shots."
"The Michelleminator" - my new name for Michelle as she blasts through the walls of unwanted carbs and calories.
My favorite band is Michilli Vanilli.
I would like to see The Simpson's version of Michelle sometime.
One time, Michelle expressed interest in going to the Maldives.  The response?  "Why do you want moldy olives?"  I was not amused.  It was as though she just couldn't have one thing for herself without his having to hijack it somehow.
Garvin Heights Vineyards LLC, Winona, Minnesota
http://www.ghvwine.com/grapes.html
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This involvement in Michelle's life seemingly never ended, and it actually compromised my ability to enjoy Facebook for a time, because I always found myself wanting to come to Michelle's defense - something which, I should add, she never asked me to do.  Although it was not finally my place to take on those concerns, it was nonetheless frustrating, as the whole thing reminded me of various incidents that ultimately led to the dissolution of my marriage.    Thankfully, that was not a concern for Michelle.   Since the former classmate was unreceptive to my uneasiness on this and several other matters, we are no longer Facebook friends, and in-person encounters at larger gatherings are brief and  forced.

Just as I know Michelle personally, we all "know" news anchors in some sense, given that they appear on our television screens, in our living rooms, every night.  Just as with the observations made about my friend, I witnessed something similar unfold on a local television journalist's Facebook profile.

Orpheum Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota
http://www.hennepintheatretrust.org/....
Photo Credit:  Mark Vancleave
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One night, I was watching the news, and the anchor - let's call her Linda Belton -  captured my attention, so I opened Facebook to see if she had a fan page.  What I found instead was that she has a personal profile, on which hundreds of members of the public have become her "friends."  Scrolling through the past week of updates, I noticed that one person's name kept appearing over and over, and his writings seemed alternately strange and off-putting to me.
Hey, L-Bell.  You rocked the lodge tonight! 
Loved the earrings you had on tonight, L-Bell!
Rocking the lodge in a yellow blouse!  L-Bell:  an anchor with integrity.
Animotion (Performers of 1984's Obsession )
http://www.animotion-obsession.com/frontpage
Cropped Without Permission
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Never having met Ms Belton in person, it seemed awkward to me to ask her to be my Facebook friend, and I knew that seeing these posts on an almost daily basis would cause no end to my chagrin.  It all became a moot point for Linda Belton after she accepted an opportunity in another market a few months ago, but the man continues to post similar comments on other broadcasters' walls, incessantly calling each one by some pet name that he has contrived.  Speaking very candidly, the guy creeps me out, and his demeanor reminds me very much of the faint memories that I have of the 1982 Morgan Fairchild movie The Seduction.  Thankfully, it is my understanding that the personalities and the stations are well aware of the situation.
The Seduction (1982)
http://www.amazon.com/....
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In closing, let me acknowledge the fact that it would be extremely easy to ignore comments of the sort that I describe above, to accept them as the input of troubled minds, or to consider them with the humor that so many of my peers do.  For me, however, it is just not that simple.  I see interest that becomes obsession and even harassment, and my natural inclination to help, deflect, re-direct, or deter comes into play.  This is further complicated by the fact that I detest cross-chat between commenters.  Apart from further taking the thread away from the original intent of the person who posted the update, cross-chat is completely pointless, unless the people involved stay on the thread and are committed to arguing with someone else.  Whenever I see a hijacked thread now,  my only options are to walk away and to communicate through behind-the-scenes channels.

We all see posts and comments that rub us the wrong way.  How do you handle them?  Do you let them bother you?  Do you say anything, or does it make you cringe when people cross-chat?

Please feel free to share your comments below.