Saturday, October 12, 2013

Just one word: Plastics

Grapes:  The Natural
Snack
Anyone who knows me even a little bit will know that I have a certain fondness for mermaids, but what he or she might not understand is that this interest goes far beyond seashell bikini tops and "mermaid hair."  As denizens of the briny deep, mermaids are concerned about protecting our world's waters.  Shifting the conversation into reality, many of the human women who embrace mermaid culture also espouse causes such as conservation, recycling, et cetera.

Bottled Water, aka
The Scourge of Carpathia
Everything is connected.  Our actions on land have a profound impact upon the health of the water.  The waste that we generate pollutes the life-giving essence, the bloodstream if you will, of the world - and if we do not make some serious changes, I don't know what the quality of life will be like for future generations.

Of course, this conversation could go in dozens, hundreds, thousands or more different directions.  Should developing nations be allowed to generate the pollution that those of us in the West did during the Industrial Revolution?  Is global warming a natural occurrence, or is it a man-made phenomenon?  Does love for the Earth, for nature, equate to worshiping a false idol, to misdirecting the love that should be devoted solely to God?  If we set aside resources for the protection of animals, how will humans make a living and contribute to the economy?  These are just four questions, and while I have firmly held beliefs on them, I couldn't possibly have the answers to the countless others.

Soda Pop
What I do know is this:  the engine of American commerce is made - at least in large part - from plastic.  Throughout this post are some photos that I took while grocery shopping at a Super Target on the afternoon of October 11, 2013.  My intent is not to besmirch the character of Super Target or of the many fine product manufacturers whose goods are shown in the photos.  We are not farmers, ranchers, vintners, soapmakers, et cetera.  We all need to eat and to keep ourselves clean, and this is how we do it - by buying products that come in plastic packaging.  As you can see (as you already knew), even the produce - the fruit of the Earth - is wrapped in plastic!

Yogurt
One of my best friends recently took a second job in a water-bottling plant.  He is a highly educated husband, father, and respected member of his community.  I respect him for all that he continues to achieve and for the sacrifices that he is willing to make in order to provide for his family; nevertheless, when I read of his new job, my first thoughts were not exactly complimentary.  Please note that I mention it here as a statement of fact, not as some pathetic passive-aggressive attempt to comment on my friend's job.  It is the industry with which I take issue, not finally with him.  In fact, I used to purchase bottled water myself, and long after *I* stopped (having been influenced by the aforementioned mermaids), my mother continued to do so.  I am proud to say that she has not purchased any for probably two years now, opting instead to fill and refrigerate a (plastic) milk carton with filtered water.  It is a "win" in my eyes.
Cottage Cheese and
Other Dairy Products

Yogurt used to be one of my favorite foods, but because of my concerns regarding its packaging, I have neither purchased nor correspondingly eaten any for at least two years.  This means that I have no idea what all of the fuss is over that new Greek yogurt all of the kids are talking about these days.  I feel like a parent in the 1950's who does not understand rock and roll or a person today who does not know what a hashtag is.  #YogurtCulturallyIlliterate 

If I have "cottage cheese thighs," it is not from eating cottage cheese, yet another dietary victim to my concerns over the packaging.  It seems quite unfair to me that foods that are generally considered to be "good for me (and you)" are in harmful packaging, whereas the "food" served at many fast-food restaurants comes with easily recyclable wrappers.  Fast food is also considerably cheaper than healthy food.  While this is certainly not a revelation, it is an indignity, and it is leading to people - including myself - being simultaneously both improperly nourished and overweight.

Various Laundry Aids
I could always go the "save the container" route and rival my late grandmother's Cool Whip tub collection, but that seems irresponsible to me, as though I would somehow be making rationales for poor decisions.  It occurred to me last year to see if a local grade school would want some containers to sprout bean seeds for science class, but my guess is that I can go through enough yogurt cups to supply them for several school years.

It's not just food that comes in plastic packaging, of course.  We all like to have clean, fresh-smelling clothes, but washing them in the river or hanging them among the pines are simply not options for most of us.  Detergent, fabric softener, boosting agents, antiperspirants, and the like often come in plastic packages.  People make judgments based upon appearances and smells, and this is one facet of society with which I am overjoyed to conform, at least insofar as it applies to myself.

While the problems of one man don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, I am one of over seven billion people, and we are taking a toll on our planet, and it can be invisible to us in many ways.  As far as when more people become aware of the problem, who can say?  Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon - and for the rest of our lives, this is probably just going to get worse and worse.  If you don't believe me, take a look at this picture of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which is now estimated to be approximately the size of the great state of Texas.

One Small Section of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Image obtained from http://www.greenpeace.org/... and shared without permission
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So, therein lies the problem, and I don't know what the solution is.  There are only so many foods I am going to be able to remove from my diet.  My friend needs to provide a comfortable lifestyle for his family.  We are not going to go to a society where laundering becomes a luxury instead of a necessity.  It is so easy to identify problems, but when it comes to providing solutions, that is another story altogether.

What do you do to conserve resources?  Have you removed foods from your diet or otherwise made adjustments to your lifestyle to accommodate your concerns for the environment?  Do you have any suggestions for me as to how I can become a conscientious consumer while at the same time enjoying simple foods such as yogurt and cottage cheese?

Please share your comments below.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Renaissance Man

Gates of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival
Going to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival has been a lifelong favorite pastime for me.  I can remember going as a young "playtron" when I was about ten years old or so, dressed as Robin Hood.  Throughout the years since, I have gone with family, friends, and by myself.  Saturday (09/28/2013) was an instance in which I went alone.

King Henry and Queen Elizabeth
From an early age, I learned about the added fun of getting to the Festival before the gates even open.  Given the distance from my home (approximately fifty miles) and the early-for-a-Saturday start time (9:00 AM), it is a true test of resolve to get there early - and it is often a hard sell when arranging to go with others - but it always worth it for me.  There is always a bit of theater that takes place at that time, with the pretense that some machination will result in the gates being opened early.  The exchange between the patrons and the performers consists of some good-natured ribbing, as well as the occasional double entendre.

When people ask me what I like about the Festival, it is not necessarily the artisans and their various wares, many of the stage shows, or most of the food.  What then could possibly be the draw, you ask?  I enjoy certain specific entertainers, such as the belly dancers and the acrobats, as well as the royal court.  My biggest source of enjoyment, however, are the mythological creatures - Bitto Behavin (a gnome)Ivy the FaunTia the Dryad, and several others, but most of all, Twig the Fairy and the new-in-2012 Mermaid Cove.

Due to rain, I was unable to take as many photos as I normally would, but here are a few highlights:


With Twig the Fairy.  She is autographing her book
"Twig the Fairy and the Goblin Masquerade"
With Mermaid Ambrosia

With Nadira Cuddlefish
I love the play on "cuddlefish."

With Zelah, Queen of the Mermaids

Zelah is actually a friend of mine from the entertainment community, and I was extremely excited to see her as the Queen of the Mermaids.  She even gave me a "kiss," which consisted of applying glitter to my nose.

All of the mermaid tails were made by a company called Finfolk Productions, operated by twin sisters, and I had the distinct pleasure of talking with one of them.

I also want to give special recognition to a woman named Kathleen Johnson, aka Mistress Kathleen, who is a hammered dulcimer player.  I have a dear friend named Cindy who also plays the hammered dulcimer, and came to know her through the Facebook mermaid community via her Mermaid Morrigan fan page.  Although Cindy and I have never met in person, we have talked on the phone a few times, and we have exchanged messages frequently.  She and her husband, Pirate Sam, are wonderful people.  By connecting with Ms Johnson, I feel as though I am also somehow connecting with Cindy on some level.

Upon leaving the Festival, I updated Facebook with a status that began "A rainy, windy, and cold day at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival is better than staying at home any day of the week, and twice on Saturday."  It truly is one of the highlights of my entire year.

Do you have a festival, fair, or other event that you have been attending for years, even decades?  Have you ever gone under another persona, such as when I went as Robin Hood?  Have you had the opportunity to become friendly with people who remember you, in spite of the fact that you see each other once a year, and you each see hundreds, if not thousands, of people in the interim?  Please share your experiences in the comments below.  I would love to read them!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Dial "M" for Matthew

As I mentioned in my blog entry dated 09/01/2013, I recently started working at a hotel.  The other night, I received a telephone call from a woman who was staying at another hotel, and as she was not happy with her then-current accommodations, she wanted to know if we had room available for the following two nights.

Amanda Seyfried in the March 2012 Issue of Glamour
Photo by Ellen von Unwerth, Dress by Versace
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There was, as they say, no room at the inn.  That's the end of the story.  Thanks for reading!

Or perhaps not....  Here's where the story takes two turns that I think might seem odd to most other people, hence my reason for sharing it with you today.

Had we had the room, this would have gone much differently, but as we did not, I asked her if she had communicated her concerns to the staff at the hotel where she was staying.  It has been my experience that people fester in frustration and then complain at check-out or even later, whether by phone or by an unfavorable online review, and that in almost all of those cases, we could have accommodated their concerns quite easily had they just let us know.  I wanted this woman to give our competitor the same opportunities that I wish my own guests had given me.  Unfortunately, she said that she was just too upset with them to talk to them at the time, and that she also didn't want to say anything until she secured other lodging for the next two nights.

I provided the woman the telephone numbers to some other local hotels, and she was extremely appreciative.  Again, one might think that the story ends there, but... not so fast!

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Then I called the competing hotel and spoke with the individual working at the front desk there. That's right.  I gave a professional rival a courtesy call, outlining the situation - and I said that I would expect the same from her.  As the hour had grown quite late, we agreed that it would be inappropriate for her to initiate engagement with the guest at that time, but that forewarned was forearmed.  (Eight-armed is an octopus, but that's another story altogether.)

Here's the thing:  a corollary to the expression "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" might be "I can't fix it if I don't know it's broken."  I firmly believe that, just as it is the responsibility of a service provider to exceed expectations, it is the consumer's duty to point out shortcomings calmly, professionally, and at the point of service - when corrective action can be taken.  Waiting only exacerbates the matter, not only for oneself, but also potentially for others.  

Would you have given your competitor a friendly "heads up," or would you have just gone about your own business?  Have you ever done something like what I described above?  How do you handle things when you are dissatisfied?  Please feel free to share your experiences in the comments below.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

They Got a Big Theater They Call a Burley-Que

Over the course of the last few months, I have had the opportunity to attend a number of burlesque productions throughout the Twin Cities, as well as nearby Rochester.  Within the next two months, I also have plans to got to both Saint Cloud and Duluth.

Here are some posters from just a few of the shows that I have seen:

Burlesque and Dance (Now known as the Nudie Nubie Show - An Amateur Reveal)
06/15/2013



The Midnight Muse - Rochester, Minnesota
06/22/2013



Dr. Farrago's Burlesque Theatre
08/02/2013

Flier Design by Johnny M Farrago
Cartoons by Timmah Pacello


Baking, Bowling, Burlesque!
08/09/2013



Bippy's Burlesque-o-Rama!
08/14/2013



The Playful Peacock Showgirl Academy Presents: The Hot Hot Show!
08/17/2013



Black Hearts Burlesque Presents We're All Going to Hell
08/23/2013



Twin Cities Top Drawer Burlesque Exposition
08/23/2013 and 08/24/2013 (three shows)

Designed by Musette the Mistress of Mischief


Bawdy Blue:  A Burlesque Revue
08/29/2013

Design by Mia Malone-Jennings


Le Cirque Rouge, Cabaret & Burlesque Show 10th Anniversary Celebration!
09/06/2013 & 09/07/2013 (two shows)

Designed by Adam Zaske
Going to so many shows has afforded me the pleasure of acquainting myself with both the performers and their significant others, and many of us are on quite a friendly basis.  I have seen a wide variety of acts, including singing, tap dancing, belly dancing, fan dancing, aerial acts, magic/ sleight of hand, et cetera.  One young woman performed a classic can-can routine and had to cut herself out of her corset when could not get it to unbuckle!  In another instance, there was an act wherein one young woman played the glockenspiel while her sister played the accordion and sang "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)."  From their costumes to their instruments to the song selection, there was absolutely nothing about it that said "Yeah, I can see how they came up with that," yet it all came together magically.

Some acts are quite innocent in nature, while others skew toward the risque.  A particularly favorite style of act is when the performer takes a beloved song such as Beauty and the Beast's "Be Our Guest" or Mary Poppins' "Spoonful of Sugar" and turns it on its head.

In closing, this month marks my third year of attending burlesque shows.  It all started with an article in a local tabloid newspaper, The City Pages, and my life has not been the same since.

Have you ever developed a new interest by chance?  Please tell me about it in the comments below. 

Sunday, September 1, 2013

"I didn't know you were planning a comeback."

It has been a few months since I have shared anything on this blog.  Most of the computers to which I have convenient access are technological dinosaurs, but I will just have to make the best of things, and a new purchase (see below) may help to alleviate some of those issues for me.

In the past few months, I have started a new job at a local hotel,
Lobby of the Fontainbleau Miami Beach Hotel
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bought a new telephone (a purchase that was long overdue),
A Telephone Switchboard
Obtained from http://www.inetsouth.com/pbx.shtml
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and attended more burlesque shows than any two men rightly should.
Moulin Rouge (1952)
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My new schedule is from 11:00 PM to 7:00 AM Sunday through Thursday, so life has been pretty much turned upside down, but I enjoy the job, so it's worth it.  One of my biggest fears, however, is being thrown into a 120-period of darkness when Winter comes.  As the days will grow ever-shorter, I will be asleep during the few hours of daylight.  I will, of course, have the sunny dispositions of my guests to keep me buoyed.

I am looking forward to coordinating my blog, TumblrTwitter, and other social media accounts with the assistance of my new smart phone, and as Norma Desmond of 1950's Sunset Boulevard, I shall not be making a "comeback."  I hate that word... It's a return.

Hoping that all has been well with you, gentle reader.  Looking forward to sharing more with you soon.

Matthew Morse
09/01/2013

Monday, March 25, 2013

Annoying Malware!

Just as I can only assume to be true of most of the people who will read this, the device that I use to access the internet, i.e., the world, depends upon my location and time of day - mobile phones, tablets, laptops, PCs, what have you.

Somehow, one of the computers that I have been using on a regular basis has been infected with the Money Pak Scam malware.

Money Pak Scam Malware
http://malwaretips.com/blogs/green-dot-moneypak-virus/
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This is proving to be a difficult program to remove, but both my brother-in-law and I are working on the problem.

In the meantime, this is seriously cutting into my internet access.  Thank you for your patience while I get things squared away.